If for no other reason than that you can see unexciting Random Kevin in his baggy cargo shorts with his drawers showing strutting around in his ball cap and flip flops any old day.

He's going to get up in your grill and try to impress you or insist on taking care of you and basically vote you to death.

Like all of the guys you mentioned.

But a bear? Random encounters with bears are most often from safe distances and theyre almost always near magical experiences. Bears are amazing.

It will most likely be an experience you treasure unlike the one with Random Kevin, which you mostly want to forget. As soon as possible.