I'd pick the bear. And again, I've lived in isolated back woods areas. I know better than you do what the choice is.

You're still just flapping your ignorance and trying to dodge being called out for joining the gaslight brigade by claiming to be "joking".

But you're not fooling anyone but yourself.

And I'll refer you back to the meme. Thank you for your participation. We'll stick with the bear, who will leave us alone.