I was being facetious, that's why I put asterisks around it.

It's most definitely going to get worse. Men are getting a crash course in the dark side of objectification.

What am I saying? I missed my cue. Let me try again.

A*hem.

They're just jealous and bitter because they're about to hit the wall and they have regrets. They wanted to play games trying be dominant and now they're all used up. They have no value. Everyone knows men peak sexually at 19 and it's all downhill from there. Now their member is a shrivelled up husky of its former self and even pills won't resucitste the thing. They shouldn't have been so picky. Their standards were too high. A bear still has some value; at least it's still nice to look at.

There. All better. That should be added to a prepatory training manual for how to survive objectification or something. It's low grade brutal, but you don't want to start out with the really heavy hitting stuff. You poor dears are woefully unprepared.

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You did best me to the comments. You're really moving up in the world, aren't ya? ;)