I saw a vid of a bear stealing a vacuum cleaner out of a woman's house the other day.

Stealing is a type of lie because you are claiming rights of ownership to something that's not yours. You know that bear didn't pay for that vacuum.

THEN

when she followed the bear outside after catching him in that lying theft to get her vacuum back, she accidentally turned it on in the process and that bear falsely cried out about being attacked and ran off into the woods looking for a Ranger to go shed a few crocodile tears to about that that woman done it wrong. Such a victim mentality, amirite?

She could be jailed! Just for trying to recover her property. All because that bear wants to be a victim.

Obviously, if you have to be alone in the woods, the bear is always going to be the better option to a man because being lied to is not worse than being raped or murdered (though kudos for to you for making that false equivalency claim with your whole chest).

But if your options are bear or woman, at worst it's going to be a toss up but in most cases, it's going to be the woman.

Boom. There you go.