I only had a daughter. It's my one regret in life that I had no sons to feed into the predatory capitalist war machine. I just don't feel like I've done my fair share propping up our unsustainable economic model.

It's not like I didn't have enough time to pop out 4 or 5 future soldiers either. But I was only thinking of my own ease, comfort, and greatest well being. I'm selfish like that. No thoughts to the future of society at all. Elon was so right to shame us all like he did. He's a great man. Practically a genius.

Although, if I wasn't such a selfish cow and had granted a possible future war the fruit of my loins, that would have been solely for my benefit as well. Because why else must the poor dears be sacrificed, except for the benefit of women?

They really do do everything for us. I should be more grateful.

And I would. I totally would.

Except that I'm still confused as to whether or no or that gratitude is better expressed by having male children (which, btw, is completely in my control) or not having them.

Being a woman, I'm just a deformed male and second class citizen again (thanks Republicans!) so my brain obviously doesn't work right and can't handle that kind of mental load. What do you want from me?