I have a perverse need to watch trainwrecks or NASCAR races too. Doesn't follow that I want to be in one.

Fifty Shades of WhatTheHokyFuckingShitFuck was one of the best satire takes on D/s ever written.

Like how 'How To Lose A Guy In 10 Days' was a reverse how to guide.

They were both hilarious.

Don't forget to water your love fern. 😝😂😂😂