I had to read The Grapes of Wrath in high school and do a term paper on it.

If I had known then what you just taught me, I could have done the whole thing around a different theme: If you want your reputation to remain professional and your work to be taken seriously, never let your crotch fruit run off and join a coconut cult.

After all, coconut flavored BS beats the regular kind, hands down.

Everybody likes tropical flavoring, right?