I don't know about that competitor, man. I might get carpel tunnel clicky hand from doing all my own legwork.

When I could just pay to have somebody tell me?

Besides, wouldn't supporting small business make The Donald proud? Show him how we're getting all the snowflake libtards to pull themselves up by their bootstraps?

Besides, I don't want to have to read. Ugh.

Yep. Quick answers are worth every penny.