I actually watched that video. All 8 minutes. Had to down half a bottle of Pepto to mitigate the nausea.

So, let me get this straight. I’m supposed to utilize my lady goodies so men will be nice to me but utilizing my lady goodies makes me wanton and ungodly. A temptation and a corruption. Uh huh.

But men won’t be nice to me without the allure of sex because I’m “too much" to be bothered with, what with all those petty demands of companionship and stuff. Uh huh.

Glad I got a beagle. Just saying. Also glad I’m not taking my daughter to church; I don’t want to ruin her life.