HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

My guy, you shy away from intellect at every opportunity.

You have zero self awareness.

Your testerics are the dictionary definition of emotional projection.

If Freud hadn't been so obsessed with what women are doing, like you, he could have written volumes about what's going on with you dudes.

If you're just minding your business, then mond your business. Why are you here? Why do you assume anyone who actually has spent time around bears in the wild would want to listen to, much less value anything you have to say on the matter?

You're like a kazoo. Unnecessary honking noise that thinks it deserves a spot in the orchestra.

See? That's how effective analogies work.