Hahahaha. I remember that commercial.

I listened to that YouTube by Sam Mitchell too. OMG. He's got a real bee in his bonnet over that article. I can relate. That's me on stuff too. "He/she didnt say that. This is what they said. And here's you: yammer yammer yammer. Let us compare. Hold on to your butts."

Right. Right? And the whole time you're a hair's breath away from, "JoopeyJupe! Run fetch Mama a fork. Would ya?". Cause Peach cobbler.

He just had to bring up peach cobbler.

And yeah. We're not stopping. Bring on your best propaganda. Won't affect reality.