Haha. Yeah no doubt -- keep your distance from that cousin too. You're right about the self pitying levels in people. It's unreal.

I was reading an article by a guy last week to my daughter, right? When I finished she kind of frowned and tucked her head into her elbow. I said, "thoughts? Comments?"

She jumps up off the couch, puts her arm up over her head like she's signaling someone, and says, "PITY! PITY, PARTY OF ONE.... YOUR TABLE IS READY!!"

Omg, I lost it. I laughed so hard I startled the dog. And of coarse, she was absolutely spot on.

This guy was so self absorbed and feeling so sorry for himself it was ridiculous. And of coarse, his article is about how women won't date him; women are over valuing themselves and refuse to see his value.

There are waaaaayyyyy too many of these people out there.