Haha. The comment might have been addressed to you, but you won’t be the only one reading. Hardly a failure.

You were not any more polite or genuine that time than you are for this one. And I see the mockery worked. Look who got triggered. Also not a failure.

The teenager, the dog, and I all enjoyed your infantile meltdown. It was so good I paused movie night so we could all enjoy that well earned laugh.

We love cookies and will gladly trade either a pacifier or a security blanket with your wife if she thinks she might have a use for one. I suspect she does. Do let us know what she thinks.

Scratch the security blanket offer. The dog says she’s not giving it up. Teeth may be involved. She seems somewhat determined to keep blankie dibs. Your loss.