Good Lord. Do you actually think I am alone in this sentiment?

Bless your heart, Buttercup. Read the room.

https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2019/may/25/women-happier-without-children-or-a-spouse-happiness-expert

Might need this one eventually with that transactional attitude too.
https://www.animalhumanesociety.org/adoption/cats