Fine. You're an outlier. Again, we all know how averages work.

My friends baby was not walking at 9 months old. The average age to start walking is 12 months.

If you can't get yourself to the potty, you're not potty trained.

A child potty trained in any meaningful sense at 12 months is an extreme rarity. It's not going to be the rule and it shouldn't be the standard.

And more importantly, in regards to the context of the article, it's a stupid thing to browbeat and denigrate young people over. It's not a useful metric to moralize over.

Like I said, my kid was funxtionally potty trained at 3, done with all accidents at around 3 1/2.

By Ossiana's metric, she's a failure at life before she can even tie her own shoes. Fuck that.

What the hell are we doing here, people?

Use your heads for something besides a hat rack.