Except that you can't be a real asshole without the button. Everyone knows this.

If it took you girlfriend all day to make dinner you should trade up. This one's got you snookered good. Your ROI is gonna be too low for other men to envy. You're losing status with every overcooked, sub par (since you do it so much better) meal.

That's probably why your masculinity is clearly faltering. You're not winning. She is. Can't have that. Your bros will start laughing at you for being pussy whipped. It's just a dead spiral from there.