Dumped that lying sack of shit like he was radioactive.

AND I outed him to his wife.

Fortunately, we hadn't been intimate, otherwise I would have to whoop him too.

And let's be real here. I would have whooped him bad. Man wants to fuck around and find out, can't cry about the finding out.

I would have sicced my do on him too and she knows to go straight for the nuts.