Dude! You asshole. You made me choke on my red beans and rice, until I realized this was satire and not a Republican diatribe. You can’t tell these days half the time. It all sounds the same.

Man, the dog was getting all hopeful she was gonna get to swipe my barf out from under me I was choking so bad. She is so disappointed right now.

How mean. And rude.

Seriously, that was really funny. I needed that laugh. Thanks and kudos to you.