Did you ever look into how Def Leppard guitarist met his wife Helen like I suggested way back?

You are such a contradiction. You have all the elements of a legendary love story...like, truly...fucking legendary.

But you waste it on useless and misplaced insecurities over nothing that don't serve anything but capitalism.

I can't help it....I'm struck with a desire to smack you in the head with a rolled up newspaper again.

I sincerely hope this dating coach can teach you to get out of your own way. You're completely exasperating.

What promise have you made to yourself in this regard? That's equally important, you know.