Damn. That was cold (the advert).

You know, you can crack somebody's skull with a high quality sling shot and a 1 in or so ball bearing. They have them at Home Depot here for a little over a buck.

Sling shots aren't illegal in the UK are they?

They're easy to learn to use. Just takes practice.

Alternately, once they start pitchinf that fit, you can give Christmas dinner to the dog or the homeless and serve them their Christmas Alpo in their brand new Christmas dog bowls.

I mean....if they're gonna act like a pack of squabbling junkyard dogs, who are you to argue?