Couldn't help but notice how a vasectomy never crossed your mind as well. At 49, I hope you've gotten one by now if you're still sexually active. Depending on where you live, you're not going to get off the hook so easily next time.

Also couldn’t help but notice how, while you were aware of the difficulty each of your lovers had directly after their abortions, you elected to have a beer with your buddy rather than grieve with her or be supportive. Also, that you really weren’t that fussed about it, emotionally speaking.