Congratulations. Every day, some guy (thanks to I appropriate use of the feminism tag) gets the "stupidest thing I've seen all day" award. It's right up there with the Darwin award.

Today, I'm extremely happy to present that award to you for this artcle.

But wait. You get the week and the month award too, for end to end ridiculousness. Congratulations again.

Before you go, the standard exit question. How do you manage to tie your shoes in the morning with such blistering and arrogant lack of intellectual vigor?