Can't do it.

In 30 seconds this guy has proven himself to be confident, charitable, socially competent, gregarious, strategic, open and non-threatening, playful, and adorable.

Not only do I want to accept a drink from this guy..... I kinda want to take him for a test drive to see what else he has. If he's that playful with arm wrestling in a bar, just imagine how playful he's gonna be in the sack.

Just saying. This is as ose to a 100% guarantee that you're going to enjoy it as you're likely to get without batteries or stimulants of some kind.

Yep. Smooth as hell. What's his number? (Kidding - I know it's an imaginary guy).

And you know??.... I also really appreciate the pragmatic efficiency. 30 seconds and this guy has checked several major boxes. This is a guy who knows what's important and how to get things done. If he has his own tool box and gets a good recommendation from all the dogs and the horses it might be love.