But.... there's a hammock and a MaiTai waiting for you. Isn't it so much more pleasant to be nice?

If all the men were given a hammock, a MaiTai, and some nookie, they could be convinced of the benefits of feminism to them. You catch more flies with sugar than vinegar.

And shouldn't feminism be all about men to justify the claim that women only want equality? Come on. Ultimately everything under the sun is about men their feelpinions. Don't you know that really they're all just afraid? That completely explains all those accidental bouts of violence.