Bullshit. Laws are laws, not options. You can quickly Google any law in an state you are in and see who is right and who is wrong. Most laws regarding restaurants are basic hygiene and food safety statutes that everyone knows anyway.

Most rules particular to any restaurant are clearly demarked or posted because no well run business wants people fighting in their establishment as it ruins the dining experience for everyone. Someone will usually intervene and clarify or you can quietly ask staff.

Nobody fights over laws and rules of restaurants.

I know you're just making shit up, bashing American women, because you're trying to make money off these desperate men. Word to the wise, it helps to make less salacious claims, actually, because they'd be more believable. You don't want to come up with some cockamamie stupid shit that the mildest application of common fucking sense is going to easily tear apart. It's not good advertising.

Let me help you out. Stick with these:

American women are fat, have tattoos, won't submit to alpha men, sleep around, are lazy, have children, don't revere their virginity, like to work and have a job for the most part, expect men to be good in bed, and will argue with you (saving you from embarrassment, humiliation, or harm/jail) when youre being stupid.

They're classics for a reason. So, stick with those and your income will soar.

Just make sure you import these fellas. Then it will be your country who's economy, social structure, and families being decimated instead of ours. You will have the never ending gratitude of both American women and many an American man because the decent American men won't be getting cock-blocked by that pack of wankers. American women will become more receptive to men in general and more productive when they're not being harassed and degraded constantly.

This could be a win/win for both countries.

So let me just say thanks in advance. Please. Take them. My blessing.