Besides, younger workers are still waiting on someone with experience of what bootstraps are to show us how they work. We can't figure it out.

This was delightful sinister.

Can I also point out the environmental benefits of the new McGeezer burger? With all the pressure off cows, we can reduce their population as we reduce ours by making more productive use of our elderly. Less cows equals less cow farts equals less methane reduced equals less warming.

Every little bit helps, right?