Awww. I are the flattered.

On another note, how do you whip these articles out so fast? I have to have a staring contest with my screen for 2 or 3 hours, that I lose and have console myself about, then walk the dog, play with the dog, snuggle with the dog, think about ice cream (mint chocolate chip/ginger ale float usually), resolve myself that first drafts always suck so I'm not special, threaten my brain with a lobotomy if it doesn't cooperate, sigh, sigh again, then get over myself and get to it. You know, if I haven't been distracted by the TV by then.

It's also important that I stay away from sharp objects and explosives or things that could be made into explosives during the process.