Atta girl. Way to represent. Take an example of someone who has clearly suffered some trauma that is manifesting itself in her perceptions of her body and just mock and degrade her. Well done. You teach those feminists.

How many children do you have, again?

Hey, maybe next you can go correct some war veterans about their trauma. Or abused children. Or people who have suffered a mass casualty and now have survivor's guilt and get super twitchy around loud noises.

And one thing is clear here. Since YOUR mom had a good experience with motherhood full of sunshine and roses (or so she has told you), no one else is allowed to struggle with it or have complicated or difficult feelings about it. Not without their brain having leaked out and sizzled up at some point onto a pink sidewalk somewhere, that is.