As an American, I’m rooting for smallpox here as the clear underdog. I can’t help myself.

There it was, on the verge of absolute annihilation with only a scrap of resistance locked away in a few labs somewhere.

To come from behind, to escape the jaws of defeat to be an actual threat to pedophiles. Wow. What a story. What a contest.

Will Howard Costello be announcing?

Ticket please.

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Good to see you back. How was opening night?

Jupes was willing to come find you, you know. Urchling jokingly suggested it and she got all excited about it. We had a good laugh.