And forced into a room where they have to watch a marathon of TLC “Where do babies come from”, “A baby story”, and “How was I born?” without rest, food, or bathroom breaks.

Then, a month long stint at a day care.

Then another month long stint as social work trying to get resources to parents struggling to take care of their children.

Then a month long stint tracking down dead beat parents and holding them accountable for not paying child support.

Then a fun stint on a high school tour trying to get teenage boys to accept the coolness of wearing condoms. And also educating them on where babies come from, now that they actually know.

But yeah, a good Black Widow style cognitive recalibration first, for sure. Otherwise all the above is just wasted opportunity.