Alternately, there's always the more brief and concise, "thanks for sharing your feelpinions with God and everyone else under see the sun, I guess; please note for future reference that your feelings are none of my business."

Or, how about this one?

"Appreciate the input, but I'm not a professional feelpinion collector."

I'm on a roll now.

"Just because men like to call women bitches, doesn't make us your emotional support dog. Let's not get confused over that."

"Fuck off".