Actually, we'd both be bastards because apparently neither one of us has heard of South Central Bell, as my mother used to say.

I'll update the saying since you're a Millennial and in Europe.

We'd both be bastards because apparently neither one of us has heard of Verizon Wireless or Telekom (Netz?).

This is the problem with philosophers. Theyallow themsekves to get so wrapped up in high minded theoretical mental conundrums, they never really think things through.

I'm pretty sure my Mama would mop the floor with you on this one.

Sorry, not sorry. It's just bad.