😉. You know, if we all did this en masse … might put an end to this behavior.

You could have a whole list of links, like FleshLites, those Japanese sex dolls, blow up dolls, teething rings, Preparation H, etc.

If you made them affiliate links, you could make a killing.

Psychiatrists and therapists could increase their business market through affiliate marketing partners.

And think of the memes.

And then, after you send you link, block them so their next diatribe runs straight into the brick wall of Nobody Cares About Your Bullshit.